January 2012
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“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via lozange)
mourinhoism:
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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Hair spiking gel:
how to look like an idiot
in 5 minutes
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joshishollywood:
I don’t really care about the whole Megaupload thing because yeah stringent anti-piracy laws are a bother but that site honestly was awful anyway so it’s whatever, but I will say this:
Whoever already got on Wikipedia and changed all the verbs on Megaupload’s article to past-tense is on top of that shit
I
pee where I want.
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The another night
I had dream about all the things I usually do on a
usual day. It was like I was just
living
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