February 2012
what site can I use
to rip videos off youtube. Keepvid isn’t working for me.
And don’t give me that “that’s illegal” stuff. you’re not funny if you do.
Thanks.
1 tag
“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones, “I’m Sorry M.I.A Apologized” (via sphincter)
supermelodrama:
zach condon singing in foreign languages is one of my favourite things
ghostkid:
don’t you wanna cum with me
don’t you wanna feel my boner
on your boner
it’s only natural
elzapan:
Benedict Cumberbatch portraying a...
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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ghostkid:
i think i’m gonna find the first person to ever say “you mad?” and i’m going to light little bits of their skin on fire and then throw them in a big tub of acid and acid resistant sharks
January 2012
First Date
ryanpurtill:
Listen lady, I don’t mind if you pick up your phone and answer a text from a friend on our date.
But I do think it is rude to ask me how to spell “Boring and ugly” as you text her back.
That just seems intentionally mean.
3 tags
Watch
“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
– In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote this.
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via lozange)
mourinhoism:
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams